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Tsonga Tropical Cyclones as dangerous as Dineo

Ve, “a cyclone differs from a hurricane or typhoon only on the basis of location. A hurricane is a storm that occurs in the Atlantic Ocean and north-eastern Pacific Ocean, a typhoon occurs in the north-western Pacific Ocean, and a cyclone occurs in the Indian Ocean.” – Jacaranda FM

Kwihi? eLwamumbi (Indian Ocean), eLwandle ra Vutsonga.

So is there a difference between a cyclone na noyi (witch) wa Mutsonga? HELL NO. They both leave your world in a mess and ruined.

Noyi strikes at a time when you are going for that “Life changing” win or when you are happy and at peace. One minute it’s all good, next minute u koka hi reserve or dead.   

Here are 9 Tsonga Tropical Cyclones (Valoyi) as dangerous as Dineo:

#1 Cyclone “Ni lomba xitsalo” – yi ba hi nkarhi wa xikambelo. A wu se tshama u swi xiya ku va penga ngopfu vana hi nkarhi wa prelim?

#2 Cyclone “U tlhela rini?” – Loko wo kandiya xiribyani on your way back hi loko u fini. Loko wo hanya, movha is a guaranteed write-off.

#3 Cyclone “Hi mi tiseli miroho” – Na ha ri papa hi mhaka miroho.

#4 Cyclone “U vuya rini?” – I munhu wun’we na Cyclone “U tlhela rini?” Ya diba Mosmat ku vaviseka wena ntsena ka bazi hinkwaro.  

#5 Cyclone “Va njhani Mhani?” – Loko mi heta ku hambana, oledi ri vhe ri sungula ku pandiwa hi nhloko fuktup.

#6 Cyclone “Kasi hi wena” – I khale u kha u laviwa, kambe a wo ka u nga tiviwi; se leswi u tiviwaku, u to vona hi ku lorha u kha u dya. Bya pfula lebyi!  

#7 Cyclone “Byi nge tiyi” – Loko va vula leswi, va vula vukati bya wena. Ti vuya ngopfu la. Va ba hi vhutha, swifula, xinyama, va tlhe rhumela na tinyoko na swihari swo nyamalala loko u swi vona.

#8 Cyclone “Na kombela” – Ku n’wu nyika swo karhi i ku n’wu nyika ndlela yo nghena evuton’wini bya wena noyi loyi; u to hlamala valungu va ku hlongolela ku tirha ngopfu.

 #9 Cyclone “Hi yena n’wana wena loyi? – Loko va fika, medical bills will throw you into a major debt and depression. Swa tika ku vona n’wana wena a kayakaya, a fela swilo a nga swi tiviku.

Vuloyi byi kona, mi nga xisiwi.

Hi kombela mi nga rivali ku veka maxaka yerhu emikhongolweni, Cyclone Dineo yi hi onhelini eVutsonga. 

Image source: iol.co.za

 
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