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Tinxaka ta Vanghana va Xinuna (10 Types of Tsonga Friends)

#1 Ntukulu wa Noyi – Ka vona ve valoya, mi chava no n’wu hlongola ka skeem. I vanghana lavaya vo venga ku chingeliwa, wa sondolotana di maan! Ti rhandiwa ngopfu ti sleep over to teka 3 months, I genge yo chava kaya, hambi ko va na yini…

#2 Batista – Dya ba! U chava no dyi komba xiyisa lexiya xi ku dyaku swirhende, a nga guliwa matinu ivi mi senga letikulu. I the silent type, a mi tivi swo tala hi dyona, wo hlamala loko u dyi vona phepheni ka the “Wanted” section for fraud or house breaking…

#3 Ndingo – I tirha ku yivela wena ntsena, kahle-kahle i navela ku va wena, no ku yiva u swi lavini swo tsanda. Vo Ndingo bya loyana hayi ntlangu, ende i byi tshemba njhani! Byi na moya wo boxa swihundla swa wena loko byi xavelela ku nwisiwa biya hi skeem xin’wani…

#4 Xidyamali – Ya dyiwa mali la kaya, yi lo tala ku vula ntiyiso. Himpela mali yi ya malini. I vanghana lavaya vo ku xavela byala bya R3000 na vo makgosha vambirhi hi siku rin’we va kha va swi tiva ku u hava na xixevo ndlwini, a yi pfunani genge leyi, ya siyana na le byaleni futheni…

#5 Ni Voneni! – Yi na huwa genge leyi yehe! Yi swi rhanda ngopfu ku va relevant na hambi swi nga bohi, yi gomelela na le henhla loko yi ri xiyindlwanini ku mi ta swi tiva ku ya ha ri kona ntlangwini! Vatswari va wena a va yi twisisi swona, va loloha no pfumela loko yi ndawuta…

#6 Thyaka – Timbangi, byala, ti abortion, ti drugs no pfinya! Xa nyenyetsa xiyisa lexi, a xi chavi no ghada ndisana ya wena, kumbe ku jamuka hi oledi…

#7 Xigevenga – Life of the party, yi tsakisa ngopfu bra leyi. I vanhu va ririmi ro tsokombela, mo wela kunene loko yi valavula. I vanghana lavaya vo vhakela wena ntsena, a wu swi tivi no va tshama kwihi, kambe loko kuve wa ku tiva a wu se tshama u nghena…

#8 Boti Gay – Hinkwenu ma swi tiva kuri I gay handle ka yena, wa ala. Loko u lava ku holova na yena wo n’wu vitana n’wasati kumbe gay, u ta swi vona. I mjita wa kahle yena, o karhata hiku bayiza loko mi fasini, wa chava mhaka liya…

#9 Sivara Ism – Pfhuka va nga hlaya Communism na Capitalism na tin’wani ti ism ta valungu mi dlewe! Yi tshama yi sukini ya polotiki, wa chumayela muyisa loyi, u borha na swicherani loko mi fasini. Sivara Ism va na problem yo dyeriwa no hluviwa, kambe a va twi…

#10 Xikweleti – Mbuyangwani, xi tshama xi ri hava swo xava, xi hanya hi ku kombela. Mi karhele hi xona, kambe mi ta ku yini, ma swi twisisa ku mughana wa n’wina i xisiwana. I genge yo tshamela ku hakeleriwa entrance fee. Hi dlaya hi ku tirivala loko se hi vona swicherani, hi rhuma-rhuma Xikweleti hi nga heti…

Xewani vo Tati, hi kombela mi hi pfuna hi Tinxaka ta Vanghana va xisati – email to xmavasa@vivmag.co.za

 
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