Don’t judge me Sathani.
Here are 10 reasons I am not looking forward to going to Heaven:
- It’s a trap. I bet we thought this realm was Heaven…
- Not in the mood to play “Test of Faith” with Gabriel and his crew for eternity.
- New body. New rules. And a population of judgmental assholes from Earth – Geez!
- Jan van Riebeeck might be there.
- All the fun people are in hell.
- Meeting God is too much pressure; I don’t think I will ever be ready. What do you even say to HER?
- Ni nge lunghi eating holy spirit, I need vuswa (pap).
- No Manyobinyobi (SEX) allowed.
- Angels don’t bother hiding their baby dicks, smh.
- Heaven might not even be real; we don’t know how strong the drugs were in 1st century AD…
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