If you feed a Tsonga man and freak him out at the same time, he won’t dare sleep with you because he knows sex will unleash the crazy out of you.
- Step One: Greet him in 2nd or 3rd person, use his clan name (never his government and slave name) or a fake baby name when referring to him. E.g “Hi losini Valambya // Minjhani Tata Kuteni”
- Step Two: Cook for him, and make sure he sees you actually cooking.
- Step Three: Serve him the Tsonga way (kneel, bowl with water na fayiduku + Beer / Whiskey on a tray), and watch him eat and drink.
- Step Four: Read the bible with him, and ask him to teach you his clan praises.
- Step Five: Then humbly send him home or leave with a smile on your face.
Important rule: Do not call him; wait for him to make contact first, at all times. Trust me.
Repeat above 5 steps for 3 months.